Unapologetically Elegant in Style and Song Feast your eyes upon the flightless phenom that is the Gretsch Limited-edition Paisley Penguin! That hypnotic top you can’t look away from? That’s Gretsch’s Gold Paisley, a classic sparkle top with a paisley pattern that’s treated to a graceful vignette of gold edge burst. Hello, Dolly! But beneath the luxurious flair sits Gretsch’s maple-topped body of chambered mahogany, timelessly delivering a resonant foundation that’s a breeze to bear over the shoulder. A voicing of TV Jones TV Classic Filter’Trons taps into those tight, growling, yet effortlessly smooth tones we Gretsch enthusiasts have admired for decades. Country western, classic rock, rhythm and blues — take your pick! Finally, Falcon-esque flair includes a deluxe jumbo headstock with Grover Imperial tuners and bejeweled control knobs, not to mention a comfortable armrest and an Adjusto-Matic bridge with a proper Bigsby to complement. How else can we put it?